Monday, November 23, 2009

laughs~

I got this out of my emails~


Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.


Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again..


Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later


Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in
Paradise .. Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Backstage of a 5 star

In the front, a 5 star hotel is magnificent, beautiful, so high class, and everyone is so polite and helpfull. almost similar to heaven.

but what about the view from its back?
let me giv you a view from my experience.

hmmm... lets see...

the loading bay is very near to main big rubbish area. haha... Imagine how your food tasted like.

there is a smooking area right beside the loading bay but not really much people tend to smoke there. If you think this is good, think again.

let me tell you where all the smokers go for their smoking breaks, IN THE LOCKER ROOM!!!

Well, clearly out side of the locker room door there is a NON-SMOKING SIGN but people tend to ignore it. Is it so hard to walk to the smoking area that is already prepared for all the staff?

"Hotel rules, did you know 1mm hair can contain up to 50,000 germs in it?"
because of this we have to cut short hair, of course for personal hygiene and so on... BUT what about all that germs from all the smokes that is hanging, sticking, oozing, flowing, contaminating from everyone's uniform into the air and mayb mostly into your food?

Imagine if 1mm hair can contain 50,000 germs then how much germs do you suck in everyday while you are in a hotel?

Well, maybe if i die of cancer and the found whole bunch of smokes in me and you will start to wonder, "what the fuck? Dexter dont smokes!!!"

besides, not only smoking in the locker room is a problem, the backstage of a hotel is way more dirty than what you guys have been looking at from the front.

let me ask you a question, whenever you go in a washroom in a 5star hotel, nice right? feels like you can even sleep in there right?
let me tell you that in our staff locker room, everytime i go in there, it feels like I'm gonna puke anytime!!! Imagine the smell, Imagine the yellowish colour sticking everywhere. sometimes i wonder do they pee on the floor or in the toilet?

Most of my friends, cousins, reletives ask me this
"WAH!!! you work in a 5star hotel wor... the food must be very nice lor... everyday also you eat nice nice food lor?"
and my answer is
"I miss my mom's cooking even more. not because i cant get a chance to taste her cooking, but its because the staff meal kinda sucks in a way."

Its not that i wanna complain about the food. but sometimes i think thay can do better.
Honestly, deep fry fish? all the time? what about stim fish?
roasted chicken? and too dry? how about braise? or just boil? at least there is some moisture right?

Oh, there is one time when the cook the red bean soup thingy. well, something like hot dessert and its Tasteless!!! just like drinking plain water that is red in colour.
and there is another time i drink the rose syrup juice (they have different flavours everyday) and 2hours later i went to the toillet and my stomach hurts like hell.

Well, dont hate me for saying all this. Its just an opinion from a nobody. I'm just telling the truth.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bird-day

Have you ever wonder how well your friends know you? your ex- gf/bf, your family, your love ones and all those bitches out there???



Well... I just realise... not all friends can be trusted... but at least i got a few... mayb less than 10 but its enough for me dee...

I got a present thats way beyond my expectation... I love it very much... and that is when i realise that somehow... someone still know what i like after all these years...

Happy belated bird bird day Dexxie~

Friday, August 21, 2009

fucked up management!

Kitchen Working hour.

Split shif - 10am to 2.30pm *break* 6pm to 10.30pm

thats your anyone that dun know what split means...

we all have to work split from monday to friday...

saturday and sunday we have to work 9.5hours straight... FOR 3 MONTHS!

1. where the hell are we suppose to go between that 4 hours splt?
2. if we stay like 5min drive back to our house then nvm lar. but what if some of us stay like 30-45min drive?
3. waste of money for petrol and also waste of all our time.
4. we dont get any split shif allowance and our pay is like so low and we have to work our ass off.
5. we dont have any freedom anymore, why? because we eat, sleep, work, sleep again and work again... tiring? try that your self


If you can think of any logical benefits (not for swensens but for us because they never fucking think about their staff situation but they just wan the benefits for them self) ,
plz feel free to tell us...

Oh, by the way... If any of swensens management or even the big bos is reading this, if you dont like my additude then go fuck your self coz i dun fucking care... sue me you mother fuckka!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

mouse

I was listening to my Mp3 while doing closing, after all the washing, cleaning, some preparation, and clearing... I went to throw rubbish and when i came back, Nascari was pointing in a rubbish bin.

at 1st, i didnt saw anthing in there but as i look closely, its was also looking up at me... so helpless, so sad, so small...

It have curved round ears, black eyes witha tiny little nose and legs...

i never really kill animals so i took it... went to let it go somewhere beside gurney plaza and it ran off...

well... at least i feel good not kiling it... and its so cute....

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Burn Baby Burn!!!


24-06-2009,

suddenly there was 1 long table and a few other tables just came in. I'm suppose to work at 2pm but its only 1.30pm and only Anas n Nascari was in the kitchen. so i decided to go in early n help. but it turns out that,

1- Anas is busy doing stock ordering. JUST STARTED???
2- Soup of the day left 2 portion and not yet standby.
3- some of the mis-en-plus was not ready yet.

Ok, we cant blame them coz only 2 of them doing opening and they need time. So i rust like i've just grown another 2 hands and then the orders start coming in, I ask anas to settle the stock ordering while i prepare the food ( salads, pizza, pasta, griller ) I dont have to worry about the deep fryer coz Nascari only know how to do there and anas can help to look out.

Ahem... Here is when it all started... I was focusing on the order list and keep concentrate on what i should do it to save time n i wont have to do double job...
after a few orders that went out smoothly, suddenly... when i open the OVEN... I dunno what the hell happen i started jumping around looking for water... dash to the tap, turn it on, and let the running water rinse my arm...

wanna see whats next? Here...

went to the doctor this morning...

Dexter: it still hurts like its burning...
Doctor: Oh... This wan ar... you will feel the BURNING SENSATION about a week lor...
Dexter: WHAT??!! 1 WEEK AR???!!!
Doctor: yes, dont worry, I'll give a some cream to apply on to prevent infections, the cream have some antibiotic syrup in it so i wont have to giv you any antibiotic. and also i'll give you some Painkillers just in case... So in about 2weeks plus your skin all will turn back to normal...
Dexter: *sign* ok ok... but i cant work like this...

so today i'm under MC, but 2moro... not sure yet... if it gets worst then mc again lor..

Friday, May 15, 2009

Sweet lar...

~[May LyNn]~ says:
dex dex dex dexter

~[May LyNn]~ says:
go c ur blog

~[May LyNn]~ says:
i put some shout out

Dekusutaa says:
=.=

Dekusutaa says:
wait i go check

~[May LyNn]~ says:
lolx

~[May LyNn]~ says:
not put

~[May LyNn]~ says:
post

~[May LyNn]~ says:
haaha

this is what she post " *hugz* dun worry k.. rules are meant to be broken!! HAHA we find one fine day bomb the whole outlet.. *wink* "

Dekusutaa says:
bomb? serious?

Dekusutaa says:
lolz

~[May LyNn]~ says:
yea

~[May LyNn]~ says:
we go buy

~[May LyNn]~ says:
hahaha

~[May LyNn]~ says:
how dare they make my syang angry

~[May LyNn]~ says:
and because of them

~[May LyNn]~ says:
i felt bored whole afternoon, evening and night today

Dekusutaa says:
haha....

~[May LyNn]~ says:
serious la

~[May LyNn]~ says:
gailor

~[May LyNn]~ says:
waited for ur sms

~[May LyNn]~ says:
is like waiting for rain

~[May LyNn]~ says:
u better say sorry to my mom

Dekusutaa says:
y???

~[May LyNn]~ says:
she jadi my mangsa today

~[May LyNn]~ says:
dunno how to lepaskan geram waiting for ur sms

~[May LyNn]~ says:
she pula kena

~[May LyNn]~ says:
but i sayang her more than u

This also :
" lolx.. oh yea, the people there damn cool but not the management.. u tell me where is the HQ i go hunt them down for u... HAHHAHA "

*ahem..... at least i still got someone that can make me smile* Wooooooooo~

Thursday, May 14, 2009

( = . = ) o0o

Here are the rules that you need to follow:

You have to be in your full uniform including yr cap, apron, glove and so on before you punch in.

You cannot go out of the kitchen before you finish work. You cannot take off any part of your
uniform before you finish work.

You cannot talk, play, laugh, HAVE FUN with other staff INCLUDING KITCHEN STAFF.

You cannot read books/paper, use your handphone to sms, watch movies on your phone, play games while you are working. You can only do all that after you punch out.

In other words you have to turn your self into a zombie that have to feeling and work your ass off for us as we give you low pay because we are cheap bustards that have no feelings or intertst in you because we are just using you as our tools so that we can earn profits and we can keep them without telling you how much we earn and still cut all the cost of each and every food in the menu that they are earning more than 50% (If my culculation were right its more than 100%) to feed their fat ass so that they can rot in hell…

Thank you for working with us and please come back again…

()‘’’’’’() o0o
( = .= ) ( … )
(, )(‘’)(‘’) FUCK YOU!!!
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